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Watching TV:

Medium Fry:  Dad!  Can you get me the Body by Jake fitness machine for Christmas?

Husband:  (gives kid a look as if to ask what kind of weed was in his bowl of Cookie Crisps)

Medium Fry:  It wouldn’t be bad for you either.  You’re pretty weak.

Kid’s lucky he’s cute.

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6 Responses to “Sh*t My Kids Say”

  1. Karen

    My four year old really wants a Slap Chop. He asks for one for every occasion. And for me to get a Bump It. He cannot understand why I wouldn’t want “flirty” hair.

  2. Jennifer S

    My kid’s think we should mail in all our gold and get money for it. So, uh, yeah. We need to cut back on the TV, too.

    P.S. Need to find out what gold they’re talking about. If there’s a stash buried in the backyard, the future might look a little brighter. 😉

  3. Jennifer S

    Also, kids, not kid’s. Doh.

  4. Brian

    We finally bought a snuggie (at Target) and a) everyone in the house wants it at the same time and b) my kids said I should have bought it on TV and gotten the Special Offer.

  5. Lucretia M Pruitt

    My 7 year old daughter is the target market for any and every infomercial as well as any “TV invention” – the plus side of a DVR? You can fast forward through commercials. The negative side? the child can rewind and play them over and over.

  6. Pammer

    That is so completely priceless.

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