Comments on: Considering Career Options

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 20:31:00 +0000

I have friend who used to write the copy for the back-cover of adult videos. Maybe I could introduce you two someday.

By: Queen of the Mayhem

Queen of the Mayhem — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:44:00 +0000

I’ve always wondered…..what if you were married to an OB….would you ever have sex? Or, would he reply, “Honey, if I have to see ONE more of those today…..I will SCREAM!”

By: kat

kat — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:30:00 +0000

On the much grosser side of life, I once saw a story about people who taste canned catfood for a living. Can you imagine how that one would stop a conversation??? Or a first date?

By: Dorky Dad

Dorky Dad — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:07:00 +0000

There was a story years and years ago in the Chicago Tribune about women who "test" condoms all day by putting them on fake penises.

Now there's a job for you.

By: PunditMom

PunditMom — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 15:40:00 +0000

And think of the freebies and product discounts!

By: Lotta

Lotta — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 15:09:00 +0000

That’s so funny! My husband and I read the instructions on the inside of the condom box once. (For fun only I assure you). It said to keep the penis “well and away” from the woman till the condom was on. So whenever I’m not in the mood I tell him to keep that thing “well and away” and we chuckle.

By: Oh, The Joys

Oh, The Joys — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 13:48:00 +0000

I think your next post has to be your own suggested text for one of these product instruction packs…

By: 100 Words

100 Words — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:49:00 +0000

I reckon I could do that job. While we're on the subject a rubbish joke:

Why did the Irishman put frozen peas in his condom?

To stop the swelling.

By: Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom"

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:21:00 +0000

When you find them lemme know.

I used to work in a pharmaceutical ad agency and there were copy people for the most boring of drugs. I’m sure its the same at dildo’s r us…

By: karrie

karrie — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:17:00 +0000

LOL!

I think it is probably a mix of freelance and in-house talent. I worked at Gillette a few years ago and sat next to a guy who wrote that sort of thing about Venus razors.