Comments on: The Trip from Febreeze to Self-Pleasure Is Quicker Than You Think https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/ For three minutes in the 80's, I was awesome. Sat, 16 Mar 2019 19:06:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.4.32 By: Big Momma Pimpalishisness https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3908 Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:25:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3908 I just asked my boyfriend if he had a specific lotion he uses for jerking off and if when other people are wearing it, it reminds him of jerking off…he just looked at me funny and said “I just can’t turn you off (noise wise I think) can I?”

I’m pretty sure that’s a yes.

]]> By: HarriedMomof3 https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3904 Thu, 29 May 2008 16:25:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3904 Mamma, mamma, really? You didn’t know about jerk-off lotion?

My question for you is: did you go home and ask your hubby about it? Did he know about it?

It must be your open face that invites conversations like the ones you’ve had with single men. I don’t know if most guys would open up to most women the way they do to you.

And, before you accost anyone at CVS, some men DO use lotion for overall skin smoothness and not just in one anatomical location!

]]> By: slackermommy https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3903 Wed, 28 May 2008 19:34:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3903 Hmmmm. Got me wondering if my hubby uses lotion.

]]> By: Redneck Mommy https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3902 Wed, 28 May 2008 17:47:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3902 All I want to know is what brand he uses.

Cuz maybe my husband would like a bottle.

Heh.

]]> By: Gunfighter https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3900 Sat, 24 May 2008 03:49:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3900 Wait a second… is this the same guy I met when we were at happy hour last time?

Wow, if he is there the next time we get together, it is going to be hard for me to keep from bringing this up “Dude! You actually exPLAINED it to her?”

Bwaaahahahahahaha!

]]> By: jennifer https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3899 Wed, 21 May 2008 19:59:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3899 Wow. I had NO IDEA.

]]> By: Lotta https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3897 Wed, 21 May 2008 05:57:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3897 You are so right about finding your spouse super hot after watching the dating world. There is no way I could maintain those standards of twat hygiene.

I would have asked all the same questions!

]]> By: Christina https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3896 Wed, 21 May 2008 04:05:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3896 Wow. Um, wow. I don’t know what to say.

Actually, I’m amazed that you shook off the shock fast enough to ask questions. I wouldn’t have been able to do that.

]]> By: Rony https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3895 Wed, 21 May 2008 01:33:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3895 This brings back memories of my airline days. The “boys” educated me on a lot of things and one was the famed pearl necklace. lol…. I’m married and I’m all about the grooming… so is my dh. Trained him early!

]]> By: The Laundress~JJ! https://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/comment-page-1/#comment-3894 Tue, 20 May 2008 20:24:00 +0000 http://www.mammaloves.com/2008/05/the-trip-from-febreeze-to-self-pleasure-is-quicker-than-you-think/#comment-3894 snort. That’s too funny.

SO what was the jerk off lotion brand anyway???

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