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What we parents won’t do to protect our children.

Carrying Mr. 3 downstairs last night in the midst of an inconsolable crying jag, my foot went out from underneath me as I descended the stairs. Wanting to protect him, guess what took the brunt of the fall!

As if my ass wasn’t big enough to start with, NOW I have a lump the size of a fist on my right cheek!

I think it’s too bad Shakey’s real name doesn’t begin with a “C.” I could have wooed him with some romantic story of branding myself in his honor.

On the bright side, Mr. 10 thinks it looks like a horseshoe, so maybe it’s a mark of good luck.

Guess the swimsuit cover is out this year!

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16 Responses to “M is for Martyr Mother”

  1. wendy boucher

    Cripes! That looks painful. I broke a toe under similar circumstances. The things we moms sacrafice.

  2. Pendullum

    The swim suit cover is a MUST!!!!
    A true woman…Hear you ROAR!!!! In that bikini!!!!!

  3. Terri

    OOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH!
    Glad you didn’t kill yourself!

  4. Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom"

    You want martyr…tattoo it before it goes away…tee hee…

    Sorry you have a horseshoe on your …. where is that…?

    feel better.

  5. Oh, The Joys

    OMG! You’re so “Kevin Charnas” showing your a** on the internets! I’m impressed!

  6. karrie

    My initial reaction was it looks like you were branded.
    Ouch!

  7. St Jude

    Oh my giddy aunt. That looks very painful. Get some witch hazel on it quick, otherwise you’ll be living with it for weeks. :0)

  8. Kevin Charnas

    OWie!!! Oh Mamma…Sorry, baby. That looks like it hurt. Mom’s are the best, I swear. Well, most moms. :)

    And I think that it looks like a “C” for Charnas. So thank you, that was terribly sweet of you.

  9. QueenieBadd

    Ouch! I’m standing here wincing for you mama.

  10. Attila The Mom

    Holy Smokes! Tell hubby to kiss it and make it all better!

  11. Plain Jane Mom

    OUCH!! That’s a good one for sure. Sorry to see your wound!

  12. Anita

    Ouch, what in the world did you fall on to get a lump like that?

  13. Slackermommy

    Damn girl, what did you land on?

  14. kat

    OUCH!

  15. mollymcmo

    OUCHIE!!!! but you still have a great ass 😉

    m

  16. Ruth Dynamite

    Oh my god. That’s one heck of a bruise there Mamma. Hope it’s feeling better now!

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