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Well Hi from Miami!
Hanging out in the Sunshine state for a business conference and wishing the sun would shine. It’s hard to complain when it’s forty degrees warmer here than home, but there’s no sun. False adverstising!!
Speaking of false advertising, don’t ever stay at the Miami Beach Resort and Spa. I was all excited about having four days at a swanky resort and well…I think they filmed Scarface at this hotel. I swear Al Pacino is going to come around the corner any minute. Remember metallic wallpaper? They love it here. Requested a king-sized bed, got two doubles–doubles! Don’t these people understand that I spend most of my bed time at home sleeping with at least one if not two or three other people? I was all about spreading out on a huge bed, hogging all the pillows. But no. Two flat pillows, a double bed (not queen mind you). My grandmother has mattresses that are newer than ones in my room. I sat down last night and was greeted with a lovely spring to the butt. Being here without my husband, I wasn’t expecting so much action.
Anyway, avoid this place. If you do have recommendations for fun places to see in Miami Beach, please send them my way. I have time to kill over the next few days. I might have to go fishing if nothing else (see below).
Hanging out with fun people on the trip. No bloggers in the group so they all think it’s a bit weird that I have a blog. The universal opinion seems to be that they don’t want to pry into someone’s personal diary. I tried to assure them that’s not what they would find. We’ll see if they check it out.
So for the record…Mamma Loves…
White Boy #1
The Other White Boy
BossLady
and last but certainly not least…
The Chinese Redneck.
Before I get any angry comments, the term “white boy” refers to their lack of tans and the Chinese Redneck gave herself that name. She loves to fish. Please do not mistake these for racial slurs. Racism is something Mamma Does NOT Love.
February 27th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Just enjoy being in the sun!
Sounds so nice right now.
February 27th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Jealous!!!!
February 28th, 2007 at 12:20 am
I feel like white people shouldn’t get in a huff about being called white, but one teacher I knew only wanted “whites” to be referred to as European Americans.
I’m just a honkey, cracker, white girl. What evah! 😀
February 28th, 2007 at 5:50 am
If you see David Caruso, give him a slap from me.
February 28th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Try and go to South Beach… It is a hop skip and a beat…
They have cafes on the beach, newsstands and you can have a great deal of fun people watching…it is well worth it for the people watching…It is like the New York of Florida…
Have fun…
and I am soooooo with you wanting the King size bed….
February 28th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Oooh. A Miami hotel? Have you seen any cockroaches yet?
March 1st, 2007 at 1:00 am
hee hee…
all of these comments are soo funny!!
i was going to call Jenn a goofball.. but i think i’ll call them all goofballs!!
fun fun!
March 1st, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Hope you have a wonderful time!
March 1st, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Totally jealous, seeing as I’m in the middle of an ice storm. Soak up the sun for me…
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:40 pm
You need to go wild! Get crazy and dance on a table….see if any of those cheesy celebutants will join you….then you can have your picture in the Enquirer! (hee-hee)
What about snorkeling?
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Hey, hope that you’re doing okay in Miami.
Just wanted to let you know that I did that meme today.
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Umm…and “cracker”? the reference comes from “whip cracker”, not a saltine, in case anyone was wondering…