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for not allowing your children to bring snacks into your bed.

I woke up with a raisin on my butt this morning!

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20 Responses to “Reason #375…”

  1. Kevin Charnas

    Well…at least it was “on” your butt…

    See? There’s always a bright side.

  2. MamaLee

    Could have been a mushy piece of banana on your hoo-ha.

    Now THERE is a visual.

    XOXO

  3. MommaK

    Yeah…at least it’s your kids and not your husband!! And it’t not melted M&M’s. Not fun to get out of white sheets!!

  4. Heather

    At least it was a raisin, my DH met a q-tip.

  5. PunditMom

    No way!

  6. Kim

    lol, ahhhhhhhh children.

  7. 100 Words

    Are you sure it was a raison and not – ahem – a large dingleberry?

  8. Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom"

    Sure it was a raisin right?

    ‘In’ or ‘on’?

    I have a theory on raisins…They are pretty much pissed off because they used to be plump, giant grapes and some jerk left ’em in the sun and they got all shriveled up and dried…They hold a grudge…

    Gotta love ’em…kids, I mean.

  9. Oh, The Joys

    I’m with the people who wonder if it was really a raisin.

    Did you give it a taste test?

  10. Attila The Mom

    Bahahahaha! I can’t stop laughing!

  11. slackermommy

    How sweet of them to leave you one in case you got hungry in the middle of the night.

  12. St Jude

    Oh, how sweet and thoughtful your children are, Mummy you should be proud, they care enough to share ;0)

  13. Queen of the Mayhem

    That’s not the worst thing you could find in that area! (hee-hee)

    I am also finding it difficult to keep our snacks contained in the front of the house!

  14. Kristi

    I’m soooo sure…

    You know husband was trying the kinky stuff while you were sleeping.

  15. QueenieBadd

    Or you could be me, with fish stick crumbs in the bed.

    Yeah, don’t ask.

  16. Slick

    Ha…a removable mole?

  17. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

    That would be disturbing.

  18. Mrs. Chicky

    You did say “on” your butt, right? Ick.

  19. Izzy

    My first thought would have been “Ewwww… A turd!!!!”

    Or a giant tick 🙂

  20. creative-type dad

    Yuck!

    I hope you didn’t eat it.

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