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Dear Queen of the Mayhem,

Regarding your comment concerning OTJ’s “cyst”, I wanted to say I share your concerns about 69.

I personally find it difficult to completely enjoy the pleasure of receiving when I’m also supposed to be focused on…

What?

You meant problem NUMBER 69?

Oh…well…um…nevermind then.

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15 Responses to “Memo to the Queen”

  1. MamaLee

    Oh. My. Gord. I read that without my first cup of coffee. LMAO!

  2. karrie

    Hehehehe! I laughed when I read her comment, and now I get to laugh again. Thank you! :)

  3. canape

    I don’t get it.

  4. Queen of the Mayhem

    I can NOT begin to put into words the HUMILIATION I felt after uttering those words….ACTUALLY….after being told just exactly what I had said.

    As for the real deal, it’s WAY too much pressure! It’s all about angles and I am still wondering which is better…top or bottom! NOT TO MENTION that I am not all that comfortable with someone’s face being THAT close to the other “area” down there! Glad we got all that cleared up…..UM…would this fall under TMI? (too much information)

    Thanks for the laugh!

    PS: I nominated you for “Hottest Mommy Blogger” ….you SO deserve it!

  5. Lotta

    Snortlaugh. I needed that today. And also, I agree. I’m far too ADD to do 69.

  6. Terri

    AHHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA…
    *GASP FOR AIR*

    AHHHH HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA..
    You and the Queen are crackin me up!

  7. Southern Fried Mom

    For this and so much more…I’ve nominated you for something special. Check it out at Grits with Cheese!

  8. Kevin Charnas

    HHAA!!

    Advice when attempting the act, not the number: Darken the room and keep your eyes closed most of the time.

    And don’t fart.

  9. Pendullum

    I just can not add anything…Especially after that Kevin Charnas comment…
    The Blogger company I keep….

  10. Mamma

    Oh Kevin, thanks so much for the tip.

    It’s probably the secret fear preventing me from enjoying it.

  11. Oh, The Joys

    Oh. My. GADZOOKS! I went the same place you did. You mean she was talking about a problem number? Seriously, I am only catching on to that from YOU, here, right NOW.

    Ha ha ha!!! (Seriously.)

  12. Terri

    KEVIN CHARNAS IS THE FUNNIEST & WITTIEST MAN ALIVE…
    I LOOOOOVVVVEE HIM!

    I am gasping for air again…
    what he said is killin me!
    Ahhh haaaa haaaaa…

  13. Terri

    I meant to say about Kevin…
    when I was reading what he said..
    I kind of had this weird visual in my head w/ sound effects!

  14. DangerDoll

    HAH HAH HAH OHMYGOD…
    {gasping for air}

    That freakin’ killed me!

    (Oh, and I don’t care for it myself. I really don’t multi-task well.)

  15. Toni

    Oh no you didn’t! and OMG!

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