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Don’t start your email with, “Hello Mommy Blogger!”

Sorry, but I’m going to respond to you in the same way I did the bow-heads in highschool who asked me in excited, high-pitched voices if I was going to try out for cheerleading too.

{laughing AT them as she walked away}

I may have the right clothes, I may drive the right car but I have much more fun in the parking lot than at the game.

I am a mommy. I blog. It doesn’t mean I’m going to hock your baby goods site for free.

{excited and high-pitched} Good luck with the try-outs though. {waving with her middle finger}

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14 Responses to “Note to Email Marketers”

  1. Kelly
    June 12th, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    Bow head…lol! I haven’t heard that expression in forever!
  2. MamaLee
    June 12th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    Put that tongue back in your mouth, young lady!
  3. Absolutely Bananas
    June 12th, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    LOL.. Bbbbut… don’t you want to hear about their friend, the Middle-eastern prince who has money to give you if you just loan him some first???
  4. Jennifer Playgroupie
    June 12th, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    Woo hoo! Like OH MY GAWD, you are so totally cool…I’m wiggling my fingers in the air, can you tell?

    So funny!
  5. Mrs. Chicky
    June 12th, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    No kidding, huh? Suuuure I’ll advertise your stuff for free. Suckah.
  6. Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom"
    June 13th, 2007 at 6:36 am

    Got the same e-mail. Deleted it.
  7. Oh, The Joys
    June 13th, 2007 at 9:03 am

    Amen & hallelujah. What a bunch of …. (nasty words here.)
  8. Karen Rani
    June 13th, 2007 at 9:12 am

    AMEN! I get at least one of those a day. SO annoying.
  9. DangerDoll
    June 13th, 2007 at 9:40 am

    You’re hilarious! And I never get those e-mails. Do I not have a child? Do I not blog? If cyberpricked, do I not cyberbleed ones and zeroes? {sniff, sniff}
  10. Worker Mommy
    June 13th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    I didn’t get that email. I’m feeling left out.

    I would have deleted it when I got it…but I’m still feeling left out :(
  11. Slackermommy
    June 13th, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    Well said! I’ve been getting those also.
  12. Terri@SteelMagnolia
    June 13th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    ATABOBS!
  13. Lisa
    June 13th, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    Ahhhahahahaha. Bow head. Awesome.

    Yeah, I didn’t get that one either. I’m feeling left out too. :-)
  14. karrie
    June 14th, 2007 at 5:55 am

    LOL! They’re bothering you too? :)

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