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It’s Friday. I’m brain dead (so fried I just typed “ded”).

Thought you might be interested in getting in on a little contest over at My Mommy’s Place. She’s hosting The Buckaroo Haiku Contest. Hop on over. All entries must be submitted by 11:50 p.m. tonight.

My entries are below.

Happy Haikuing!!

I am so tired
Could be I’m glued to my chair
What? There’s beer? See ya.

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My foot is broken
Can you Bedazzle a cast?
Mamma needs some bling

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A fight is brewing
States are fighting for first place
Really?! Primaries.

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22 Responses to “Fun with Haiku”

  1. truly

    I do love Mamma
    Let’s hope she wins the contest
    Do you love Mamma?

  2. karrie

    Let me show you it
    I left a haiku comment
    At my Mommy’s Place

    :)

  3. Kevin Charnas

    HA! I’m down for the beer…or up?

  4. Absolutely Bananas

    You’re a haiku rockstar. I’m not even going to try… I need a format that has WAY more words!! (they spew from my mouth like vomit)

  5. Leslie

    Great haiku! I love them. I’m so glad you entered!

  6. Paige

    The beer one is hilarious.

    Sounds like me…

    :-)

  7. Lawyer Mama

    Love the beer comment and thanks for making me laugh!

  8. canape

    *golf claps*

    It is such a dignified art form. You have mastered it well. Beer.

  9. Mitch McDad

    Mitch never gets laid
    Mamma picks on his movies
    Mitch needs a cocktail

  10. Blog Antagonist

    Very impressive coming from someone who is braindead! Thanks for the chuckle.

  11. Jennifer aka Binky Bitch

    Bravo!!!! Bravo!!! I love me a haiku!

  12. Whymommy

    Nicely done!

    Primaries. Bah. Let’s vote already.

  13. Lisa

    There’s beer? See ya! LOVE THAT!

    Hope you get a nap this weekend and that its a fun one.

  14. Kristi

    I wish I could write
    A haiku and I might
    If I drink some wine
    Everything will be fine.

    I suck.

  15. Cathy

    Give me a beer — or two — and perhaps I could do haiku.

    Ye gads. I didn’t mean to rhyme.

    *hauling my own weary butt of the couch for a glass of wine*

  16. Karen

    I needed beer and bling–this was a bad weekend. Hope yours was better!

  17. Slackermommy

    I can certainly relate to the first one? How’s your foot?

  18. CG

    I love the beer one! I miss beer. And yes I think you can bedazzle a cast!

  19. Worker Mommy

    Can you Bedazzle a cast ? Ha. I knew I loved you :)

  20. Jenn

    I’m going to frame the first one.

    Art comes in many forms, and this is definitely one of them.

  21. Wendi Aarons

    Too tired to write haiku
    How many damn syllables was that?
    Too many. This no worky.
    Maybe try limerick contest.

  22. Grim Reality Girl

    I love the first one best… you are a genius!

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