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I had the following conversations with my sons.
A, The eldest: My breath stinks and my teeth feel like rocks.
Me: Why are you taking my toothpaste? You have three tubes in your bathroom.
A, The eldest: I need manly toothpaste mom.
Yeah, he’s not eleven yet.
And then in the bath:
P, the small: Look at my pickles. (Grabbing his testicles)
Me: Your what?
P, the small: My pickles.
Me: Oh no. You know what those called. Those are your testicles.
P, the small: My teckles. This one’s Oodie and this one’s Chonk.
I fear for the women who will date my son.
J, the middle has yet to regale me with any of his wisdom, but the night is still young.
August 20th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
OMG. How hilarious. Talk about honesty (you AND him). I may never look at pickles the same way . . .
August 20th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
My boobs are Mildred and Unis, it’s healthy to name your goodies, didn’t you know? You’re son’s a friggin genius.
August 20th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
oh that is RICH!
August 20th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
LOL! Sounds a lot like my house (two boys).
Thanks for entering my backpack giveaway. Good luck!
August 20th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
I’ll post a real comment when I stop laughing!
August 20th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
I hope to meet everyone BUT Oodie and Chonk this weekend 🙂
August 20th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
It’s quite the education raising sons, isn’t it?
And lots of laughs.
August 20th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Oh my goodness, this was hilarious. Oodie and Chonk. Too funny!
August 20th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Oodie! *falling on floor, laughing*
I needed that. Whew.
August 20th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
You got any girls???? NO??? I have four boys and four girls…. you have not had to decide which girl has the bigger boobs eh? Or show her how to use a tampon… you be lucky!!! Mind you, Griffin did come up to me one day, thrust his hips out and say “show me ya balls”….. mind boggling stuff from a 5 yer old…. sad sad sad.
August 20th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
But the question is, why do you have the manly toothpaste in your bathroom, Mamma?
Gotta love kids and their logic.
August 21st, 2007 at 6:24 am
Odie and Chonk are great names!
August 21st, 2007 at 7:04 am
Oodie and Chonk are somehow the perfect names!
August 21st, 2007 at 7:23 am
“Pickles”! I love it.
August 21st, 2007 at 11:52 am
Pickles. That is so funny. What man hasn’t named his penis or testicles?
August 21st, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the time a co-workers husband taught their 3 yr old that when he got an erection it is called a “boner” and to go show mom – so now he runs down the hallway yelling “Mom, I got a boner!!”
Good times!
August 21st, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I love it! You’ll have to tell P’s P’s girlfriends about his teckles and their names.
August 21st, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Oodie and Chonk?
I am DYING!
Oh my, that hurts … stop it.
Laughing so hard.
August 21st, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Why must they name their parts?!!! It sure is cute, though! Oodie and Chonk!
August 21st, 2007 at 3:22 pm
This is too funny. How exactly is a toothpaste manly, I wonder? Kind of an Old Spice flavor?
Ah, all of the things I have to look forward to. My little guy isn’t old enough to name his testicles yet, but he already has a good time yanking during diaper changes.
August 21st, 2007 at 8:06 pm
My boyfriend names his too!
Not nearly as cute though…
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:17 am
My boys call them knuckles! LOL! Cute names.
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
LOL – Thank you so much for sharing those stories.
I can so see my oldest son doing this in the not so distant future. Heck he’s already had some funnies noticing things with his body. Just the other day while in the tub he said to us “Look it’s growing!” Ah, boys and their toys 😉
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:59 pm
HILARIOUS! I’ll never look at another jar of pickles quite the same now!
August 22nd, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Man toothpaste and pickles….all new ones on me!
LOL
August 22nd, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I swear I read this post before right now but I don’t remember the Oodie and Chonk bit. Good Lord, woman. Good luck with that one.
And yes, I have two boys, so good luck to me, too. My 3 year old did a run-by penis grabbing on my husband the other day and we could do nothing but look at each other with “this is just the beginning” looks.
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:51 am
Great. Hysterical.
I wish I had read things like this BEFORE I prayed for boys!
August 24th, 2007 at 4:42 am
Kids are great. Very funny.
August 24th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
That is hilarious!! His “pickles”!! My son Nathan got hit in the crotch with a ball and tried to say “genitals”, but instead he yelled “oh, my gentlemens!” So now that is our family word for the crotch area, the gentlemens 🙂
August 27th, 2007 at 7:09 am
Nice!
August 29th, 2007 at 7:31 am
Laughing so hard I’m crying. Oodie and chonk indeed!
September 4th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Brilliant. My daughter calls her vagina her jewel…damn Disney Princesses and their brainwashing.