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Following a line of reasoning I haven’t quite wrapped my own head around, Mr. 3 is feeling even more invincible now that I’ve convinced him not to wear Pull-Ups today.

Up on the bench in my kitchen, squaring up to his brother:

Mr. 3 to Mr. 5: Punch me in my penis.

What is this boy going to be like in college??

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19 Responses to “And He Didn’t Even Need the Liquid Kevlar”

  1. Nancy
    January 26th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    lol, and so it begins!
  2. Nola (www.nolanotes.com)
    January 26th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Glad I have a daughter 😛
  3. Queen of the Mayhem
    January 26th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Dude….this boy is TOUGH! :)

    He will so be the one smashing beer cans on his head in college! :)
  4. slouching mom
    January 26th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    How did Mr. 5 respond?
  5. Beth
    January 27th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Hope Mr. 5 didn’t take him up on the offer.
    I think by the time Mr. 3 is in college, he will have learned to protect the jewels!
  6. Julie Pippert
    January 27th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Holy cow and then what happened?!?!
  7. ~JJ!
    January 27th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    Sounds like I guy I dated once….
  8. Kelly
    January 27th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    LOL…I just even don’t know how to respond to this one!
  9. bellevelma
    January 27th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    LOL!
  10. Wendy
    January 27th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    Future frat boy.
  11. Karly
    January 27th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Dude! If I had a penis I would much rather be punched there when I was wearing the pull-up! Not after I’d taken it off!
  12. Gunfighter
    January 28th, 2008 at 7:25 am

    When I was 3, I didn’t know the word penic… he’ll be OK by the time he gets to college… you only use that line once or twice before you figure that getting punched in the goodies is bad juju.
  13. PunditMom
    January 28th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Boy of steel? 😉
  14. pootandcubby
    January 28th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Ha ha. My own Miss 3 used to ask to be spanked. Who are these kids that live in our houses?

    -andi
  15. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah
    January 28th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    Sounds like he is ready for the rugby team.
  16. Cara
    January 28th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Boys are so occupied with their body parts. I hear that is doesn’t end even as they get older.
  17. Dorky Dad
    January 28th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    PUNCH ME IN MY PENIS? Oh man. He deserves what he gets. He’ll learn.

    OW.

    And yes, college is going to be bad. You might want to send him in body armor.
  18. Bayou Belle
    January 30th, 2008 at 12:15 am

    I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS WHEN I READ THAT!
  19. Lisa
    January 31st, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    I’m with Sarah. Rugby. All the way.

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