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So yesterday I was in the bathroom at work.

(Nothing ever ends well with that type of introduction.)

Apparently, I was in there for a bit and so at “completion” I didn’t realize that my right foot had fallen asleep. I discovered it quickly however when I stood up and promptly fell over hitting the top of my head on the door to the stall.

This is my life.

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22 Responses to “Yet Another Post to Help You Feel Better About Yourself”

  1. Bananas

    NOOOO!! that’s awful!

  2. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

    I am laughing way harder than it is polite to laugh at the expense of someone I like so much, but damn! That is funny.

  3. Nancy

    I hope you are alright.

    It could have been worse. Not knowing your foot fell asleep, it could have slipped over into the next stall and tapped that occupant! *wink*

  4. Paige

    Aw…could have happened to anyone, especially me, my friend.

    Your sister in calamity,
    P

  5. BethGo

    Oh no! That sounds like something I would do.
    Are you ok?

  6. Oh, The Joys

    Atta girl, my soul sister!

  7. Nola (www.nolanotes.com)

    Holy crap! 😉

  8. Mrs. Chicken

    At least it was Friday, right?

  9. Redneck Mommy

    You are a woman after my own heart… I love it.

  10. Paige Jennifer

    If it makes you feel any better, I slammed my head against the door of a Marshall’s fitting room last week. Because I refused to take my boots off and the heel got stuck on the crotch of lycra workout shorts I wanted to try on. The best part? The shorts gave me camel toe meaning I got a partial concussion all for nothing.

  11. Kimberly

    OH NO!!! I knew as soon as I read “foot had fallen asleep” that it wasn’t going to be good.

  12. Actorgirl

    OMG!! I SO relate to this!!! I hope no lasting effects!

  13. Lisa

    Oy! See, this? Makes me adore you all the more.

  14. karrie

    At least you missed the porcelain. :-)

  15. coolbeans

    <3<3this story<3<3

    (That was me, drawing big puffy hearts around this tiny tale.)

  16. Kelly

    Is it wrong that I’m LOL???

  17. Queen of the Mayhem

    I did this at a Christmas party…..my poor, innocent foot could not be expected to bear the brunt of my large behind as I sat on them…so, when I attempted to stand…I fell over and just about took down the man (yeah…not the man I am married to) standing in front of me!

    Hope your week gets better! :)

  18. jennifer

    Ha!! That’s pretty funny! (Although I do feel a little badly for laughing at you!)

  19. Victoria

    Me – jealous that you obviously had that much free time by yourself….

    =)

  20. ~JJ!

    Holy crap. I’ve so done that.

  21. Lotta

    Hilarious! Glad you didn’t get a bloody nose.

  22. Gunfighter

    Must. Not. Guffaw!….. whew!

    You probably would have stayed on your feet if you had taken a wide stance.

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