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From their website:
Don’t Be Fooled by Pretenders!!!!! Anal and vaginal lightening is one of the hottest skin care trends today. Be sure not to be fooled by any other product claiming to be suitable for anal bleaching.
Thank me later for introducing you to the “hottest” skin care trend today.
Can Men Use It on Their Penis? YES! We have thousands of men using our Lightening Gel to enhance the look of their penis, genital and anal areas.
Finally! A beauty treatment for the fellas.
…providing you with a fresher, more youthful look.
The WORST part about aging? Oh honey, my anus!!
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Hey Jenny, I finally have something for the next installment of What Hot Mamas Know!!
Oh and won’t the search terms be fun to peruse now.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:59 am
And here I was….only worrying about making my FACE look younger!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:27 am
I am NOT going to that site.
But thanks for keeping me up to date as to the latest in skin care. (Yuck.)
February 5th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I prefer the brazilian…. they clean up everything pretty well!
but I’ll try anything!
February 5th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
What the hell? Why do our sensitive areas need bleaching??? Nobody putting BLEACH on my ASS. Ewww.
February 5th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Um…OMG…I died. From laughing. I’ve seen it all now!
February 5th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Can Men Use It on Their Penis? YES!
I love the resounding YES! surrounding the penis question. Ha ha ha…
February 5th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Okay, I owe you a picture, later today I’ll swing by the local waxing salon and show you what’s in their front window.
Now I know why we do it with the lights out…
February 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
As ridiculous as it is, I can get why people would bleach their butt, but why would you need to bleach your penis? I have never heard of such a thing. Cuh-razy!
February 5th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Um.
W.T.F?
*blank stare*
February 5th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
OH. MA. GAH.
February 5th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
You were in my medicine cabinet again…
February 5th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Hey, do you know where I could pick some of that stuff up? Mr. Happy is looking a little dark.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Yet another excuse for men to rub lotion on their penis.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Um, what? That is just nasty.
-andi
February 6th, 2008 at 1:22 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMG you crack me up
February 6th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Wow!another trend of which I was once blissfully unaware!
Yet, I now find myself strangely longing for a more a youthful and fresh-looking cooter.
February 6th, 2008 at 7:19 am
I’ll be honest – I’m not even sure what color my butthole is now.
February 6th, 2008 at 7:57 am
I don’t mean to burst your bubble, but I already talked about this…a long time ago! I know, I know. It’s so hard to be hip.
http://kellyology.blogspot.com/2007/01/on-bleaching-assholes.html
On a more positive note…it is my number one phrase that brings people to my blog. And now you have that priviledge as well!
February 6th, 2008 at 8:22 am
But, but, butt!!?
seriously? i thought anal bleaching was only for porn stars.
February 6th, 2008 at 10:21 am
I just threw up a little in my mouth. For some reason, I’m thinking that the bleach would BURN! OUCH!
Something else for us ladies to be self-concious about…
February 6th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Bossy wishes she would have read that before her afternoon cookie snack. Wow, what a dietary aid.
February 6th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
What! You didn’t tell me this BEFORE I was all packed for the beach!!
Seriously, gross.
February 6th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
We must be on the same wave length because I almost wrote a post yesterday about that very ad. I’m all for beautifying ourselves but I draw the line at my bunghole. I seriously doubt my hubby cares whether or not my spider is chocolate or vanilla!
February 25th, 2008 at 6:44 am
What the crap?!?!?! You’re like TOTALLY KIDDING ME?
I must live under a rock. A big rock. No, a effing huge rock becuase I have never heard of ANAL BLEACHING or whatever else this crap’s touted uses are.
I mean sure, everyday I get some pretty interesting spam email, but cheeses of Nazareth….
This begs the question…um, well nope, I better not. Oh ok I will….
Um what might one want to bleach their anus for? I mean, isn’t daily hygiene enough? Well ok, I realize there are some variables there, but again, I say…WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?
BTW, love your blog. Thanks for the laughs.