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In a discussion this evening regarding his new sneakers:
Mr. Sixth Grade: Mom, you wouldn’t know cool if it hit you in the butt.
Mr. Sixth Grade: I mean maybe in the 70’s or something*, but not now.
Then again, earlier this evening he threatened his younger brother saying that he wished he could “summon a magical unicorn to silence him” or he might be forced to use his “curls of fury.”
I may not be cool, but I am smart enough to record these conversations for future embarrassment.
*Would you take a look at the size of that swish.
February 16th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Oh, man, there is going to be hell to pay when these kids get old enough to really hate us for blogging all their hilarious sayings. I just know my site will be brought up when they’re having the “do we put her in a nursing home or lovingly care for her in our own homes” conversation.
February 16th, 2008 at 9:13 am
The unicorn and “curls of fury” comments kill me! I may have to adopt them myself- ironically, of course.
-andi
February 16th, 2008 at 10:00 am
In time, he’s going to realize how TRULY COOL his Mom really is. And then he’s going to be thankful.
Until then, I believe pepper spray works nicely on such outbursts.
I love pepper spray.
February 16th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I too, use my blog for future black mail opportunities.
It’s the right of motherhood, I say.
February 16th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I leave my hubbie to buy the 6th grade boy shoes. I, as I have been told over and over, am not cool. This so reminds me of conversations I overhear on the way to school – such a fragile place, not quite a man and not a child either. Black mail away!
February 16th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
“curls of fury” I love that!
Our kids are really going to hate us some day….
February 17th, 2008 at 12:49 am
This post makes me very glad that my mum only started blogging when I was 23…
February 17th, 2008 at 7:22 am
My 12 year old is known for saying “You’re not going to put that on your blog, are you?”.
Ummm, yeah.
February 17th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Your son has a great command of the English language! (Be proud.)
February 17th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
i’m so ready for this moment, when my girl thinks i’m uncool. she already put the kabash on my dance moves, sigh.
February 18th, 2008 at 8:23 am
I so could have used some unicorns to silence my coworkers last week.
February 25th, 2008 at 6:17 am
“Curls of furry” I love it!!!!! Awesome stuff. I can just see The Little Imp (my two year old) eventually using that against the hubby or I…or even her older siblings when they come home for college breaks! *lol*
Actually though, if we’re being honest, her “curls of furry” are utter curls of FRUSTRATION right now because, whilst I may have prayed daily for the first year of her life when she was totally bald and without ANY hair, that she’d get some hair….I can’t do a dang thing with all the curls!!!!!
Love your blog!
Auds
February 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Yes, yes, yes!!! As the mother of two 17 year old drama llamas, I can say I’ve plenty of ammo and I use it often!
February 29th, 2008 at 5:58 am
Is it wrong of me to like those sneakers? I want to wear them with a pair of faded cords and ride my banana seat bike over a ramp while my ponytails flap in the wind.