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The Febreeze was left out after a nap-time accident.
Stupid parents.
Mr. 6 sprays Mr. 4 in the eye with the Febreeze–because what six year-old can resist a spray bottle?
So here’s what I hear first:
Mr. 6: I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
One brother apologizing to the other? The sure sign something is wrong.
Mr. 4: Ow.
Mr. 4: He sprayed me in the eye.
Mr. 6 runs away.
Me: Mr. 4, you okay?
Mr. 4: My eye is wet (I’m guessing that’s better than “it burns like a m-ther f-ckng jalapeno mom.”).
Mr. 6: (from the other room) Well Mr. 4. at least your eye will smell good.
Do you know how hard it is not to laugh while you’re trying to punish your child?
June 29th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I agree! 😀
I remember my little boy throwing his bottle after drinking it straight up. I really got angry because he almost hit my head.
When he saw me raving mad, he approached me and stroked my arm. “Meme.” He said. “Meme” he tugged my arm as if to stop me from being “angry.”
Well, that sure made me smile. lol.
My son is only 19-months-old.
June 29th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
That rules
June 29th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Yes. Yes, I do.
June 30th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Holy shit that’s funny. And exactly why I can’t wait to see you in (eek) three weeks!!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Ha!
June 30th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I squir my kids with febreeze all the time. Really.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
well….yeah. i’ve had a small girl wake up with chocolate syrup in her hair which could be attributed to her older brother.
maybe he wanted her to taste good?
July 1st, 2008 at 11:56 am
Well……he did have a point! 🙂
July 11th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
You know, I’ve never once wondered what my eyeball smells like until now.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
LOL!!