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My muse has run away. I hope to be able to write again without him, but I don’t know.

He was actually my personal cabana boy and I relied upon him to bring me fruity adult beverages with little tiny umbrellas. Those drinky-poos and his handsome visage caused the words to flow like coconut-scented tanning oil.

Right now I am just grieving the loss.

I just know the asshole is some place warm not even giving me a second thought.

Serves me right for hiring on looks.

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14 Responses to “My Absence”

  1. Erika Jurney

    I was thinking about you the other day — come back!

  2. Neil

    Oh, come on, surely in these hard economic times you can find yourself another cabana boy.

  3. Becky

    Well, he’s not here. Why? Cuz it certainly ain’t warm where I am. Get yourself a Winter Wonderland muse … he wears ski boots (and not much else). He’ll bring you mulled wine or a hot toddy.

  4. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    hey you. happy new year!

  5. JILLIAN BANDES

    Who needs cabana boys, anyway?

  6. Beth

    If you find your muse, ask him if he’s seen mine.
    (Maybe we were supposed to pay them???)

  7. K

    I think your cabana boy ran off with mine too! GAH! What good is a hot young tanned cabana boy if he runs off all the time?

  8. flutter

    Muse schmuse, get in your car and find him!

  9. Ella

    is there like a muse manager you can complain to?

  10. Oh, The Joys

    All in good time.

  11. PFunky

    I need to get me one of those!

  12. Deb on the Rocks

    He thinks about you, often. I just won’t let him near the laptop.

  13. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

    Twitter has taken him from you.

    *ducks*

  14. DC Urban Dad

    He was smart to duck out. It’s cold and wet here.

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