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There are a disturbingly great number of you who are visiting this site for the sole purpose of learning more about Howie Long’s hair.*

Really?!

Of all the things you can Google, THAT is what you want to know? I mean had you already exhausted all of your porn phrases?

You need a life.

I can recommend one way to begin redeeming yourself. Leave a comment below. Tell me a little about yourself. Share a joke. Make me smile. Hell, just say hi and let me know you were here (actually I know you were here–I can see it in my stat counter–but it feels so cheap the way you just sneak in and out without ever turning the light on).

I know. I know. I could be writing more frequently. I’ve lacked inspiration lately, plus I was too busy trying to find out more details for you on the whole Howie Long “hair plugs or not?” story.

He’s not talkin.

*Once…a very long time ago…I questioned whether or not Howie Long had hair plugs after seeing him in a Super Bowl ad. To this day, I get my biggest numbers after Sunday football coverage. You all are weird.

By the way, it’s taking everything I have not to find my way to Haiti to lend a hand. I wrote about my feeling of helplessness on DC Metro Moms today.

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14 Responses to “Would It Kill You?”

  1. Mahala

    *waves* I have you on feed, so I don't actually make it to your blog.. but I count.. right?

  2. rudecactus

    Happy Delurking Day!

  3. EmJay

    I have you on my RSS feed as well, but thought I could still delurk. Mom of two, who works in corporate American in the midwest.
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  4. ZenMom

    Hi, I'm Zen. I'm a lurker. 🙂

  5. Kelly

    Hi Amie! Why does the comment field only want me to have a google account? It links to my old blog this way and not my new one. That's why I left you the deleted comment the first time…. Anyway, I was just trying to say hi.

  6. Colleen

    Hi! I'm just clicking in from my reader list to do a little delurking!

  7. Lindsay Jean

    Shnoodle delurks FTW! I read you through Bloglines, and have no interest in Howie Long (bald or otherwise).

  8. Kelly

    I'm de-lurking a day late which is probably all you need to know about me. 🙂

  9. imsilentnomore

    A little late in making myself known but as they say better late than never, right? (Who are they anyway?)

    I'm a newly single mom of three of the best kids in the world. I work full time at a job that I enjoy and one day soon I will get back to my own blog.

  10. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

    I love Howie Long and I don't care if his hair is real or not.

    There. I said it.

  11. lisab

    I think I've made myself known before, but in case not, hi Amie! Loved your H.S. photos on FB 🙂
    Lisa

  12. kris

    What?!?!? I ALWAYS LEAVE CASH ON THE DRESSER.

    Smooches!

  13. Oh, The Joys

    Boo!

  14. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    xoxoxox

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