Thoughts While Stapling Eleventy Bajillion Pieces of Paper for the PTA
Wonder how long this is going to take me.
Is this the most efficient way to assemble these?
This stapler sucks.
Dog chewing edge of box–well at least she’s not teething on my toes. Could be worse.
That box is a virtual cornucopia of fundraising flyers.
This stapler sucks.
Screw it. They’re stapled.
Shit, some Kindergartener is going to cut their hand on that staple. Do over.
Freaking husband. Convenient phone call while I’m sitting here with all this to do.
This stapler sucks.
Wonder if I should take that blogging gig. Interesting topic. Do I have time? Will I have anything to say? Will I need to research? Think I’ll take it. I’m not sure.
Wonder if the motion I’m using to lean over and sit back up counts as core exercise? It should. I can feel it. My posture sucks. If I sat up better, I bet it would count.
How sad is it that I’m considering stapling as exercise??
But I’m sweating. Okay–that’s cause I turned off the air.
This stapler sucks.
Still on the phone my mate? I swear it’s because you can still hear my stapler.
What?? You’re offering to help? Sure count and label these.
Bonus points to hubs for helping out.
Well it’s his kids’ school too. Damn right he should.
I’m a bitch.
Kinda fun hanging out doing this together.
Shit I’m not stapling fast enough.
Oh look and help from a four year-old!
I’m going to be here all night.
Thank god for the short attention span in four year old.
I must be close to done.
Hmmm. I could write a blog post about this.
This stapler still sucks.
What? We’re only through the 1st grade classes?!
And there goes the hubs.
I’m going to be here all night.
What shows do I have to set up on TiVo this season? I liked that Criminal Minds.
I watch too many cop shows.
Didn’t get many emails today.
I’m going to die alone.
This stapler sucks.


